What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 05:20

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
No go.
What does a passable feminine crossdresser look like?
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why did you choose not to join Mensa?
Still no good
No way
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why should we share our wife with others?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dementia risk begins in childhood, not old age, scientists warn - PsyPost
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Still no good.
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How do you respond to "I don't like you anymore"?
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
How do I find a luxury service apartment in Gurgaon?
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids