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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 05:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

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Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

No go.

What does a passable feminine crossdresser look like?

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is a good investment portfolio for someone starting in their 20s? 90% VT and 10% BND for a Roth IRA then 100% TDF for a 401k?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why did you choose not to join Mensa?

Still no good

No way

No, not a chance

Isn't it unfortunate for the Democrats that we Republicans are the masters of the universe who control everything while the Democrats control nothing?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

How does a single-payer healthcare system handle costs for surgeries, and what's the patient experience like compared to private insurance?

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why should we share our wife with others?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Why do programmers choose to write their own code instead of using code that is already available online?

Then came..

Still no good.

How do you respond to "I don't like you anymore"?

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

How do I find a luxury service apartment in Gurgaon?

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids